Astrology Breakup Humor Tee

Description

🌟 Truth Written in the Stars

The My Stars Didn’t Lie My Ex Did T-Shirt is a bold declaration for men who trust their horoscope more than their ex’s promises. Designed with earthy tones and geometric star motifs, it’s the perfect mix of cosmic cool and breakup burn.

♒ Design That Speaks Volumes

Featuring a vintage-style star emblem alongside a bold red “X,” the artwork pops against the black fabric. Minimalist celestial accents complete the look, making it both stylish and cuttingly funny.

🚀 Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfect for astrology believers with a sense of humor

• A savage but stylish post-breakup wardrobe addition

• Conversation starter for parties, coffee runs, or the gym

• Soft, breathable cotton for comfort that lasts longer than your last relationship

🧠 Ideal For:

• Men who live by their birth chart

• Breakup recovery with a side of sass

• Starry-eyed romantics turned realists

• Gifting to a friend with a shady ex and a great sense of humor

🧍‍♂️ Style Tip

Pair with ripped jeans and sneakers for a streetwear vibe, or throw it under a denim jacket for casual-but-deadly energy.

Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for lightweight comfort.

Fit: Perfect male regular fit – your go-to everyday tee.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.