Astronomy Humour Male T-Shirt

Description

🌍 When They Were Your World… But Not Anymore

We’ve all had that one ex who thought they were your whole solar system. Now? They’re downgraded. The my ex just a pluto in my orbit t-shirt lets you own that glow-up with intergalactic sarcasm.

🌌 Funny, Savage & Out of This World

Whether you’re into space, sass, or self-respect, this tee brings it all together. The clever graphic features Pluto literally on the fringe, far from your universe—right where your ex belongs.

👕 Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, breathable cotton in a comfortable masculine fit

• Fun Saturn-meets-Earth orbit design with a salty little Pluto

• High-contrast print built to last longer than your last relationship

• Easy to pair with denims, shorts, or joggers

• Perfect for roast nights, space geeks, or post-breakup recovery fits

🪐 A Cosmic Reality Check

Sometimes healing takes humor. This my ex just a pluto in my orbit t-shirt isn’t just a look—it’s a mindset. Wear it as a reminder: you’re the center of your own universe, and they’re light-years away from mattering.

Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for lightweight comfort.

Fit: Perfect male regular fit – your go-to everyday tee.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.